Weekends with Ruby on Facebook

Rather than boring you with what I have done, I would rather excite you with what I will do… okay might do.

After an illustrious career at Z103, I will become governor general of Canada, after leaving parliament; I plan on joining Parliament (the funk band) as their bass player.

While on the road with Parliament, I will have affairs with Bill Gates, Brad Pitt, and Stephen Hawking, respectively, after which I will have the richest, prettiest, and smartest baby in the world (that’s how it works right??)

Baby in tow, we will move to Louisiana to join the pageant circuit featuring guest appearances on Toddlers & Tiaras.

Once my baby has grown into a teenager, she will no doubt be a pop star and in an effort to launch her career, I will re-join the Z team to promote her single regularly and push her performance at Summer Rush.

But in the mean time, you can hear me on the weekend on your favorite radio station, Z103!

Questions, comments, concerns? Shoot me an e-mail: ruby@z103halifax.com